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July 27, 2008

A rant on spelling, grammar, syntax, and other such oddities

Filed under: Uncategorized — bluem937 @ 12:03 pm

Upon reading the title of this blog, you may become disheartened and scrabbling around looking for something else to do, but bear with me. Now it always strikes me as odd that none of my English teachers are actually good at spelling. Spelling is a cornerstone of a language, particularly English, isn’t it? Apparently it isn’t. It seems that these days, the purpose of a language is not to make sense or be correct, but merely to communicate an idea. Isn’t this what languages have always done? Yes and no. Go back to the Middle Ages, few people could read, and language was as much a symbol of prowess and importance as it was useful for communicating. These days, it is essentially the opposite.

This post has reasonably good spelling, grammar, syntax etc. However most of my posts do not look anything like this. Yet the other posts are still completely understandable (I hope). Society no longer needs complex systems in place to make sense of text. We are brought up with various forms of slang, and we can cope with it. Taking to further extremes, the abbreviated language spoken in SMS, and to a lesser extent, IM, is arguably not the same language. You need to understand English to understand this language, but it has become so abbreviated that the outsider would be clueless. Here, the function of the language (communicating as quickly and efficiently as possible) has been emphasised over everything else. This means that text messages can be much shorter, which is no bad thing.

This is a good evolution of language. I’m not endorsing it for widespread use, as there is still a place for neat, correct language, but in its own niche, it is excellent. An interesting occurrence is the cultivation of language when it crosses mediums. Applying SMS language to IM, where the conditions are different, creates a different language. The user has a big screen, highly readable text, a fast input device (keyboard), and more time. The brief language of SMS quickly becomes embellished and modified to be more visually pleasing, and amusing. The language is used in a conversational context, which also changes it. SMS and English merge together, making a hybrid format with which we are now familiar.

This seems to be a suitable place to end this post, even though I have not covered all that I set out to do. The rant provides an opportunity to peruse a topic in as much detail as you wish, and then continue where you left off the next time. Here I go again, ranting about ranting. Anyway, I would like to hear your opinion on this matter. Post a comment, or pingback to this, and give your own personal rant.

Upgrade System For Australian Broadband.

Filed under: random — bluem937 @ 11:33 am

It’s simple really, just upgrade all the phone cable into Ethernet.

Thanks to http://xkcd.com for this comic. Which, in a roundabout way, is another topic. XKCD is a really good web comic. If you are reading my posts, then you probably already know about XKCD, but for those who don’t, I’m sure you’ll appreciate it. It updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday every week. Go, read it.

July 25, 2008

Teh Porter

Filed under: random — Tags: — bluem937 @ 9:19 pm

Porter: Faith, sir, we were carousing till the second cock,
And drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.
Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke?
Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir,
it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it
takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be
said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it
mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades
him and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand
to. In conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and giving
him the lie, leaves him.
Macduff: I believe, drink gave thee the lie last night.
Porter: That it did, sir, in the very throat on me, but I requited
him for his lie, and, I think, being too strong for him,
though he took up my legs sometime, yet I made a shift to
cast him.
Macduff: Is thy master stirring?
Well well well, very interesting, isn’t it? Boring old Shakespeare indeed!

rooflemay

EDIT: (cough) lechery = bangin’ (yep, that’s the kind i mean…)

July 24, 2008

Internet Radio

Filed under: random — Tags: — bluem937 @ 7:51 pm

recently, i discovered taht my ISP provides unmetered access to a lot of really very good internet radio stations.

this makes me happy, because it means i have very much music ready 2 listen 2, any time.

for thos of u who dont kno what internet radio is, its basically a streaming service sending music 2 ur computer, playd by ur media player.

u can understand y im happy! free music that i dont need 2 download, better range of music, and exactly what i want.

teh heavy metal XO

(i also have over 20 techno channels :D ) (doof doof doof doof)

July 23, 2008

: teh Iphone

Filed under: antihype — bluem937 @ 5:59 pm

Ok, personally, iphones are pretty cool… and would be so much cooler if the tech could speak for itself

…So sick of iphone hype…

Ok, let’s start at the beginning: the actual product…

Lets see, it has a cool touch screen. Cool… the first time we heard about it, and maybe the 2nd and 3rd. Move on people!!! its a touch screen, not a world peace treaty!!!

3G :O o-ma-fu-gosh!!! Never seen a 3G fone before :O!!

Ahem. NOT!. </sarcasm>

Waht about all teh 3G fones taht have been around 4 ages. Apple has only just got their poo in 1 sock and made a 3G fone. More about teh 3G latr.

Honestly, people go on about it like u must get one or u will die. Those people mite die of shock when they realise that windows mobile fones, although less “cool”, and definitely less hyped, are still much more popular, and arguably better. In fact, they outsell iphones 2:1, and are expected to continue to do so. Thats consumer area, corporate is: 9:1. +++MAC_FANBOY.STATUS=PWN3D+++

It has an app store! (/me drowns in hype!) now they are charging people for apps that are free on every other platform, allowing a limit of 4000 developers in. Any reason? HYPE. With such as (relatively) small developer base, there were all of 500 apps to get. And guess what, over at teh apple hype HQ (Head Quarters or Hype Quantifiers? ) this was reported as !!!OVER 500 !!! APPS ! AVAILABLE!!!111!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!11!1!!!1!!.

Windows mobile 18000 apps, anyone can make them, get them free. u don’t buy them. Ms doesn’t have their hands in teh money stream here, (there is none)

Anyway, thats enough antiype for nao. But believe me, the iphone is teh ultimate target.

Enjoy.

July 22, 2008

teh new blog

Filed under: antihype — Tags: — bluem937 @ 11:16 am

well. is teh new blog.
indeed.
more to come.
i promise.
(methinks)
u may have noticed that appears in the title of mine blog.
u will find out later.
4 now.
i must return into the realm of the night. goodnight mortals.

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